(It didn't hurt.)
I am capable of summoning resources that will enable me to travel to any densely populated location on Earth within hours, and many more remote places within days.
My life-expectancy is around 70 years, and is likely to rise due to advances in medical technology.
That life is nearly guaranteed to be free of the penury and hardship that characterises the lives of the vast majority of my fellow human beings on this planet at this time, and throughout history.
I can banish pain with ease.
I have direct access to a vast chunk of all human knowledge - I can find an answer to virtually any question.
I can communicate instantly with any and every person I know at a moments notice.
Truly these are good times to be alive.